The more unhinged the founder, the better the moon potential
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LurkerAbsolute Maniac
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NGMI - Too Professional
📜 Historical Degen Founders
Do Kwon
98/100
• Posted from yacht
• Trust me bro tweets
• Deleted LinkedIn
• Currently MIA
SBF
94/100
• Slept 4 hours/night
• League of Legends addict
• Billions in customer funds used as collateral
• Bahamas villa
CZ
87/100
• All caps tweets
• Funds are safu (allegedly)
• Regulatory arbitrage master
• 4D chess player
Vitalik
23/100
• Too honest
• Actual technical knowledge
• Reasonable takes
• Promotes sustainability (NGMI)
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